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Texting bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come...
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8461.) When I broke up with my boyfriend, I was...
shannonsayys:
(via blogsecret)
John Bender: [Imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. [Imitating his Mother] John Bender: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. [Father’s voice] John Bender: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie. [His own voice] John Bender: No dad, what about you? [Father’s voice] John Bender: Fuck...
Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date’s March 12th, you’re 5’9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913. Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic? Allison Reynolds: No. Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
I love the breakfast club (:
mean girls :D
[seeing all the girls fighting]
Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!
[hits fire alarm with a baseball bat]
My birthday was fucking a month and half ago! And...
(via cleverbutclueless)
Dona?
form?
incredulousdenials:
I like your saggy lips.
uhm, wut?
WTF. Lol,I don’t think anyone has “saggy lips.”
“Happy girls are the prettiest.”
– Audrey Hepburn (via iamblessed)
